Last night while I was at work I got a random text from my roommate Carrie thanking me for folding her laundry. Which I didn’t do….and I told her that it must have been our other roommate Payton….which apparently she didn’t do it either. I was home sleeping at the time curled up in my comfy bed with my dog, Paige.
They were both at work during this time!!!! ….so I start racking my brain…..oh yea my Mom has a key….maybe she came to my house and did some laundry even though it’s like a 30 minute drive for her….maybe she was bored?!?!…
Nope!! It wasn’t her either of course she tries to make light of the situation and says maybe I was sleep laundering. Oh, how I wish! Then my Mom using all her logic comes up with a legitimate explanation….
The dryer has a self timer and did it itself…..hahaha if only it had a self timer then maybe, but it also took itself out of the dryer and folded itself? Give me a break! When I told her the rest of the details she proceeded to tell me that it was my dog that did the laundry…sure I would totally believe that Mom if she wouldn’t have been curled up next to me in bed at the time.
Either we have a ghost which in that case I’m moving out or a creeper that likes to break into people’s houses and do laundry? Needless to say we are all a little freaked out.
What would you do in this situation?…
I’m sleeping with a butcher knife until I invest in other means of protection!